On one fine Wednesday morning, after 3 hours of torturous lectures an ‘Idiot’ said to Messy, “Messy yaar I can’t stand any more lectures today. We have already had three. Now rdbms!”. “Abe class mein dhyaan dega to pata bhi nahi chalega ki kab lecture khatam ho gaya”. “Messy, tu kabhi padhaai se bore bhi hoga, saale logical nerd?”
Meanwhile, the rdbms teacher enters the classroom. The entire class turns silent...
“Hmm.....i see you have all learnt what happens when you talk in my class. Now if I find anyone talking, you all know the rule, right? Achcha, hum log ne last class me kahaan tak kiya tha abhi?”
“Yaar ye manipal mein mumbaiyaa hindi bol bol kar isne meri accent ki maar di be!”, said another ‘idiot’ .
“Maam you taught us about the different types of join and then we did priviledges. And maam you gave us an example of.....”
While Messy rattled off with the summary of what was done in the previous class, the entire class was mouthing silent curses.
“Abe yaar is saale ko itna sab kaise yaad rehta hai be? Yaar pandey, tumne bhi to pehle sql padh rakha hai, fir tum kuch kyun nahi bolte, huh? Is saale Messy ka muh band karwaao yaar. Kya yaar pandey ..”
While Addu was running his mouth off, chhipkali caught him..
“ADDU!! Why are you talking in my class? Didnt i just remind you people? You will be marked absent for the next two classes!!! ”
Immediately, all the murmurs died down. “Okay, so today we’ll be studying about Roles. Roles are basically a set of priviledges that we assign for a particular position. For instance, take the example of the HOD of the computer department-”
“But ma’am, if we assign a role to a particular person and then he quits the job, then-“ “Messy, let me atleast finish with the introduction! Then you can ask your doubts.” “But ma’am-“
“ABE DO MINUTE CHUP NAHI BAITH SAKTA?” barked chutki, who was fed up of Messy’s constant interruptions. She has a peculiarly shrill voice, which when raised above a certain decibel level, becomes very very painful to the reciever’s ear. Hearing this Messy turned pale.
“Chutki dear, there is no reason to get all hyper and-“
But no one dared to stop chutki, so she rattled on- “OH COME ON MA’AM. YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SMART, THAT YOU CAN MAKE THE ENTIRE CLASS QUIET BY THREATENING THEM ? YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOU AND I ARE EXACTLY THE SAME. WE ARE BOTH THIN, INFACT ALMOST FRAIL AND INTELLIGENT AND WE BOTH LOOK ALIKE. BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT WHILE I CAN SHRIEK AND MAKE EVERYONE QUITE, YOU CANNOT. SO YOU’RE THE LOSER!”
“’Okay chutki thats it! You lose 4 days of attendance.”
While all this was going on in the front end of the class, pappu and vekhne were engrossed in a conversation on the back bench...
“Abey dekh, judwa behno mein ladaai ho gayi! ”
“Vo sab to theek hai, Messy ko dekh. Bechaara doubt nahi pooch paa raha to kitna tadap raha hai.”
“Abey chup baith, sessionals abhi khatam hue hain..saali marks na kaat de faalto ke...“
“PAPPU, you will be marked absent for next six classes.”
“What did I do maam? I already have seven bunks. Please ma’am, meri lag jaayegi.......Ordi.. Abhi to first sessionals hi khatam hue hain.”
Ma’am looked at Pappu with a deadly look and the whole class turned silent.
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