Front Benchers (idiot, idiot, messy and shiva)
random pics
studying hard !!!!(rajat)
Aakanksha and pink??naaaa!!!i think go for black or sumthng!!!
Darker FLTA lectures predicted for the future!!
Friday, February 26, 2010
Now we all know what a jittery person, our flta teacher is. We've seen her getting confused a lot while teaching. She also always gets scared of Messy and the likes when they ask doubts.
However, given her jumpy nature and us being a pack of rowdy hooligans, she has kept a very cool temperament in the classroom. She points out the person who's making her mad and asks him/her to be quiet.
Anyhow, off late, she has started becoming a little cranky, and this crankiness of hers is steadily rising. She has even issued warnings of a possibly darker future, if we continue being rowdy - "Noww eyee willll have a to take a some yaction if you keep a talking like this a". We speculate that if something is not done soon, she might become one of the following:
a) our RDBMS maam
b) an out of control lunatic giving mind numbing lectures....in short, RSB!
and we definitely cannot handle another one of those. So we have to pull her back off the edge!!
RSB junior coming soon???
Idea for this article given by - Messy Boy
(In pain???)
Seen that bulge on the tummy of our dearest maths teacher? A few of us classmates got to talking, and Messy Boy suggested that the size of that pot has been increasing steadily for quite sometime now! And that's when it hit us - RSB is preggers!
All the symptoms also fit in perfectly! RSB's abnormal behaviour, mood swings (for instance, one moment he is scribbling stuff on the blackboard, which he crammed up, and the next moment, he is making every on of us stand up one by one by asking retarded questions, which we are not able to answer). And remember yesterday, after Pranav answered a question of his, RSB said - "And thats according to my notes?"
Boy those mood swings are sure pissing him off! In my opinion, the poor thing should get a paid leave or something. Isnt there like a paid maternity leave for these kind of abnormal situations (or in his case, paternity leave)?
Hoping against all odds, we pray for just one thing - RSB junior doesnt turn out to be like his father!
BEWARE....Emotionally Charged!
Notice that duster in his hand? He is gonna throw it on the head of the person who is unable to answer his next question!
Messy Boy and his effects...
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Make sure you watch the entire video....until the word 'AMEN' is displayed on your screen.
The video ends at 3:25 and not 6:04
25.2.10 pics
All Smiles (Praveer)
The Xth block Gamer's Gang (Praveer, Adnan, Ankit)
Hilarious People (Ankit and Amit)
Our photographer!! Watch out for him... (KunnuD)
"Mischief cookers"
Rab Ne Bana di Jodi (starring Rovin and Sumit)
Shiva and manish giving tips for our labs!!!!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Lage Raho...(Shiva and Manish)
Five simple steps for success in labs:
1. Reach the lab on time.
2. Take a nap or chill out for some time.
3.Catch hold of some geek and take his/her notebook.
4.Copy the programs.
5.Make fool of the teacher and get his/her signature.
RUN AWAY AND HAVE FUN !!!!
1. Reach the lab on time.
2. Take a nap or chill out for some time.
3.Catch hold of some geek and take his/her notebook.
4.Copy the programs.
5.Make fool of the teacher and get his/her signature.
RUN AWAY AND HAVE FUN !!!!
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E2 batch and our flta teacher
After being tortured for 2 hrs by RSB and the Anitha Marx yesterday,nobody had the strength to study flta at 4 o' clock in the afternoon. But our flta teacher decided to take her chances. And then came the biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggg theorem !!!!nobody understood what german and hebrew she was scribbling on the board for the next half an hour!!!!!! And then, finally she asked who all had understood the proof!!!!!Nobody, even Messy Boy and Ishan, had a clue .This made her angry and she decided to shift the class to 8 am on Tuesdays. Hearing this, the E2 batch flared up!! .They screamed at the top of their voices, begged for mercy , but our ma'am had already made up her mind!!!!!
As you can see in the picture above Rovin, Messy Boy and Adnan even tried to persuade her after the class but in vain!!!
Sorry guys!!!It happens!!!!
The Java Mystery...
We are supposed to have two Java lectures every Wednesday. Instead, for the past two Wednesdays, we haven't had any! Also, a notable trend is the decline in the number of Java lectures per week.
Now we all know what a 'wonderful creature' our java teacher is. A combination of unrivaled beauty and exceptional brains, she has vast reserves of knowledge. (well if this statement is not true, then why does she always act like she AND NOT Herbert Schildt has written 'The complete Reference: Java 2'?????)
Anyway, we have been pondering over the reasons for decline in the number of classes, and only one answer fits - Messy Boy!!!!
Remember during the first days of this semester, when Kini used to take our classes on a daily (not weekly) basis, Akash used to throw mounds and mounds of horrifying doubts at her? Well, given her limited knowledge on the subject, she was frightened to death by him! Bailing out of lectures was the only safe route for her.
Hot Tip: Next time Akash asks her a doubt, carefully observe the way in which she responds...If you look very closely, you will be able to see a tortured soul!
24.2.10 pics
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
KDM (KunnuD) with a big, yet silly grin
"The Cough Machine" (Chaitanya Meka)
Beware front benchers...she's upto something?? (Prapti shaw)
People sleep during the 10 am break...Neeraj Nandan uses it for studying flta!
Shouldnt that shirt be worn the other way round??
RSB vs. Neeraj Nandan
Its been over a semester since we have all been grouped and labeled as 'section e' by the department of cse, and we know a lot about our classmates now. One of our favorites is Neeraj Nandan. This guy has a firm policy of entering the lecture hall 15 minutes after the commencement of the lecture. Now, some of our teachers don't like this habit. RSB is one special example.
Now, we all know our maths teacher has no knowledge of his subject, so he can't torture is students with dangerous questions, the way Yusuf Haider used to. But RSB is a human after all, and the poor fellow needs some source of entertainment. So what does he do? He announces today that from tomorrow, he'll take attendance at 8 am sharp, and wont entertain any late entrants. Poor Neeraj! My heart goes out to that fellow, who has always, with utmost sincerity, entered the class atleast 15 minutes late.
There's bound to be a fightback. Lets hope our dear friend wins!
PS: Did you know?? RSB claims a PhD from the prestigious NIT Surathkal. (I know he's lying)
23.2.10 Microprocessors
oh my my....hair flaunting!!
while maam struggles with avani's doubts, namrata smiles for the camera
(hey, her horrifying hair are fortunately not a highlight in this pic!)
RDBMS @ NOOL-7
Thursday, February 18, 2010
On one fine Wednesday morning, after 3 hours of torturous lectures an ‘Idiot’ said to Messy, “Messy yaar I can’t stand any more lectures today. We have already had three. Now rdbms!”. “Abe class mein dhyaan dega to pata bhi nahi chalega ki kab lecture khatam ho gaya”. “Messy, tu kabhi padhaai se bore bhi hoga, saale logical nerd?”
Meanwhile, the rdbms teacher enters the classroom. The entire class turns silent...
“Hmm.....i see you have all learnt what happens when you talk in my class. Now if I find anyone talking, you all know the rule, right? Achcha, hum log ne last class me kahaan tak kiya tha abhi?”
“Yaar ye manipal mein mumbaiyaa hindi bol bol kar isne meri accent ki maar di be!”, said another ‘idiot’ .
“Maam you taught us about the different types of join and then we did priviledges. And maam you gave us an example of.....”
While Messy rattled off with the summary of what was done in the previous class, the entire class was mouthing silent curses.
“Abe yaar is saale ko itna sab kaise yaad rehta hai be? Yaar pandey, tumne bhi to pehle sql padh rakha hai, fir tum kuch kyun nahi bolte, huh? Is saale Messy ka muh band karwaao yaar. Kya yaar pandey ..”
While Addu was running his mouth off, chhipkali caught him..
“ADDU!! Why are you talking in my class? Didnt i just remind you people? You will be marked absent for the next two classes!!! ”
Immediately, all the murmurs died down. “Okay, so today we’ll be studying about Roles. Roles are basically a set of priviledges that we assign for a particular position. For instance, take the example of the HOD of the computer department-”
“But ma’am, if we assign a role to a particular person and then he quits the job, then-“ “Messy, let me atleast finish with the introduction! Then you can ask your doubts.” “But ma’am-“
“ABE DO MINUTE CHUP NAHI BAITH SAKTA?” barked chutki, who was fed up of Messy’s constant interruptions. She has a peculiarly shrill voice, which when raised above a certain decibel level, becomes very very painful to the reciever’s ear. Hearing this Messy turned pale.
“Chutki dear, there is no reason to get all hyper and-“
But no one dared to stop chutki, so she rattled on- “OH COME ON MA’AM. YOU THINK YOU ARE SO SMART, THAT YOU CAN MAKE THE ENTIRE CLASS QUIET BY THREATENING THEM ? YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOU AND I ARE EXACTLY THE SAME. WE ARE BOTH THIN, INFACT ALMOST FRAIL AND INTELLIGENT AND WE BOTH LOOK ALIKE. BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT WHILE I CAN SHRIEK AND MAKE EVERYONE QUITE, YOU CANNOT. SO YOU’RE THE LOSER!”
“’Okay chutki thats it! You lose 4 days of attendance.”
While all this was going on in the front end of the class, pappu and vekhne were engrossed in a conversation on the back bench...
“Abey dekh, judwa behno mein ladaai ho gayi! ”
“Vo sab to theek hai, Messy ko dekh. Bechaara doubt nahi pooch paa raha to kitna tadap raha hai.”
“Abey chup baith, sessionals abhi khatam hue hain..saali marks na kaat de faalto ke...“
“PAPPU, you will be marked absent for next six classes.”
“What did I do maam? I already have seven bunks. Please ma’am, meri lag jaayegi.......Ordi.. Abhi to first sessionals hi khatam hue hain.”
Ma’am looked at Pappu with a deadly look and the whole class turned silent.
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